Cold Weather brought on by Zombies!

A major cold front has showered over the US this past week, bringing on a harsh winter that many weren't expecting.

The NY Times reported on how this cold blizzard that was effecting the people of Texas;
“Our temperatures rarely stay this cold for this long,” said Bill Bunting, the meteorologist in charge at the National Weather Service office in Fort Worth.


Other reports came in on how this freezing weather has grown across the Midwest, South and West parts of the country. Many have been blanketed in layers of snow and ice due to two low pressured storms that collided.

But there is something bigger here that Uncle Sam isn't telling us.  This harsh weather was brought on by Zombies.

I have read several reports about Oil Companies wanting to drill in Antarctica and have wanted to since the 1950's, but have been unsuccessful. Mainly because Antarctica is constantly moving and suffers severe conditions, it is deemed impossible to place a drilling facility on.

Many large companies have even toyed with the idea of dumping nuclear waste on Antarctica, but have been stopped by environmental agencies.

Or so they thought.

I have confirmed reports that Big Oil has already had it's slimy hands on the frozen Landscape since before theScientific Committee on Antarctic Research (SCAR) was founded.   That's right, Big Oil is drilling in Antarctica and has been dumping their waste along the way to help fund extra expenses brought on by working in -57º weather and 100 mph winds.

This created the perfect brew for a catastrophe.  Workers at the drilling site faced immediate danger as the strong winds and cold climate froze the Drill, causing the motor to explode and send thousands of gallons of crude oil to mix with the toxic waste that was dumped nearby.

Big Oil thought that it would be an easy clean up, just bury it all in the snow, but they discovered that their workers were not dead, but infected and transformed by the lethal combination of chemicals.

This waste and drilling is finally reaching our shores, speeding up the warm climate changes and melting the ice caps quicker than expected. Terrible Zombie reports are coming in from all across the US, including Alaska.  Here's a pic someone sent me of how bad the tragedy has hit the Arctic Circle.


Santa woulda been proud of this little guy.  Dead and half eaten and still he continues on.

My suggestion to all of you is to stay away from the beaches and keep yourselves indoors.  This cold won't freeze the UnDead and if you're not careful, you'll easily become one of us.


-HSZ

S. Korea has Zombies

North and South Korea are at it again. (not that they ever quit)

Earlier this month N. Korea lead a military attack on a small island in S. Korea because it was "part of the reclusive country's ongoing efforts to use its military might and nuclear program to squeeze diplomatic and economic concessions out of Seoul and Washington," according to a report in the National Journal by Yochi J. Dreazen.

But we all know that's just another pack of lies their trying to force feed us.

N. Korea attacked the small S. Korean island of Yeonpyeong because S.Korea was using the island to breed zombies.

N. Korea has been in the news a lot lately.  Mainly due to their nuclear weapons processing and this guy:

S. Korea didn't have many options, what with their northern brothers busting out the nuclear bombs like they were sugar cakes.  So good old Uncle Sam lent a sneaky hand, since a good number of soldiers are living in S. Korea, and gave the good people of S. Korea an advantage, The Zombie Virus.

S. Korea immediately began testing the virus on random citizens, or "volunteers" as they like to call them, and started producing a small army that would attack the North and viciously reduce the enemy to nothing but a horde of greedy, undead monsters.

Zombies are nothing new to the friends of the Far East.  Historical documentation puts zombies in the Philippines and Korea is just a hop, skip, and a  jump away from there.  However, back in those days zombies were seen as nothing but a terminal threat that had to be eliminated.

Now, zombies are used for everything from slave labor to household pets.

I was able to get a quick pic from the island before it was attacked by N. Korea.  Here was the snapshot from a video surveillance camera before it was destroyed by the blast.

Imagine this frightful bunch at your doorstep on Halloween and I got news for ya', they don't want candy.
While the North and South duke it out with "military weapons", we all know that one day the entire area will become a breeding ground for the undead. 

To those of you planning any vacations this year, and don't want to become a zombie, I'd recommend Las Vegas over the Far East.  At least in Vegas, zombies are fed well and trained to just sit at nickel slots and bitch about the drink lady that never comes back.


-HSZ