The Walking Dead on AMC is Awesome

Friends, I have been privileged with getting a special screening of the new TV show on AMC, "The Walking Dead" and I'm here to tell you, it's AWESOME.

I first read about this years ago, and wasn't sure if Frank Darabont was going to be able to get the series made.  But, thanks to success of zombie movies, books and comics; The Walking Dead has risen.

Many of you folks may not be comic book readers and may not know that "The Walking Dead" was a praised, black and white comic book, created by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore.  The story details a small town sheriff that awakes from a coma only to find that the world has been overtaken by zombies.

Being a fan of the comic, I had high expectations for this series.  We all know how Hollywood can screw up a good story, just look at "Ghost Rider", but Frank Darabont is known for sticking to the story.  He fought with studios while making "The Mist" so he could keep the "not-so-happy" ending. 

I'm here to tell you that all those worries can be put aside.  Frank has brought "The Walking Dead" to life and, while there are a few story tweaks here and there, matches the original comic and really brings forth all the raw emotion, played well by Andrew Lincoln who portrays the small town sheriff, Rick Grimes.

So, to all my zombie friends out there, you're in for a treat on Halloween.  Sit down, tune in and get ready, cuz "The Walking Dead" will hold you in your seat.

-HSZ

Vampires VS Zombies VS Werewolves: The Debate Finally Settled

For years, I have heard countless debates about who would win in a battle between Vampires, Zombies and Werewolves.  The FVZA actually has information pertaining to this topic, but not clear on who the victor would be.

I recently got together with a few friends to have a "gathering of the minds" and finally put to rest who would win in this epic, yet fictional, war.

After reviewing countless films, comics and other such evidence, it has been decided that VAMPIRES would become victorious.

Before you click off the page, let me explain.

Being a zombie I, of course, sided with my zombie bretheren that they would ultimately win because they could infect the Vampire and Werewolf food supply.  Unfortunately, this plan would only prove supreme if zombies INFECTED EVERY LIVING CREATURE ON THE PLANET.  I'm talking EVERYTHING; humans, animals, reptiles, fish, etc.  The list goes on.

Now, any zombie plague moves rather rapidly, but humans still survive during this apocolaypse, thus supplying food for Vampires and Werewolves.  And if Vampires and Werewolves had gotten with today's technology they could easily clone blood, or other animals, and use that to feed on for centuries.

Zombies are not as quick as their Undead Vampire counterparts, thus being unable to fully beat the vampire race.  Think about it.  If 1 human can take out anywhere from 5-100 zombies, and vampires can kill up to 20 or more armed humans at one time, the Vampire holds a clear advantage over the Zombie.

What about the Werewolves? 

Well, Werewolves are strong, quick, immortal beasts that have been feuding with the vampires for ages, but Vampires have always come out on top.  The Vampire's main advantage over the Werewolf is their control and calculated thinking, which does seem to disappear from the Werewolf who uses more animal-like strengths to aid him in battle.

With a full functioning brain, Vampires could take over the Werewolves.

I hate taking sides and I usually don't, I still believe that the zombie race could still prove the victor, but until we start becoming more educated, the Vampires have one over on us.

-HSZ

Dr. Laura Carries Zombie Virus

As you may have heard, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, the radio host of the Dr. Laura Show, went on the air and said "the N word" multiple times, trying to prove a point.

The point, whatever it was, stabbed Dr. Laura in the ass, causing her to loose her radio show. 

Many have asked several questions during this recent uproar, but it is obvious that Dr. Laura said "the N word" because she WANTED to loose her job due to her decaying condition that is caused by the Zombie Virus.

After the ordeal with Michael Richards at the comedy club, The Laugh Factory, it was very apparent that not a single white person could say "the N word" and not receive severe repercussions for it.  Radio and TV hosts were loosing their jobs if they made any racist remarks.

So why would Dr. Laura go on a rant that she knew would end her career?

It was so she could end her life in the spotlight for she could no longer cover up the fact that she was a walking corpse.

I'm sure you think Dr. Laura looks like this:

  

Seems nice for her age doesn't she? Did you know her age was 312?  This is the same pose, but without her "face":

She insisted on wearing the wig.

It is safe to say that the world will be a little bit better without Dr. Laura on the air, but if she has nothing to do a lot more chubby babies* are going to come up missing.

*It is scientifically noted that Dr. Laura loves to eat little, chubby babies.

-HSZ