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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Dr. Laura Carries Zombie Virus

As you may have heard, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, the radio host of the Dr. Laura Show, went on the air and said "the N word" multiple times, trying to prove a point.

The point, whatever it was, stabbed Dr. Laura in the ass, causing her to loose her radio show. 

Many have asked several questions during this recent uproar, but it is obvious that Dr. Laura said "the N word" because she WANTED to loose her job due to her decaying condition that is caused by the Zombie Virus.

After the ordeal with Michael Richards at the comedy club, The Laugh Factory, it was very apparent that not a single white person could say "the N word" and not receive severe repercussions for it.  Radio and TV hosts were loosing their jobs if they made any racist remarks.

So why would Dr. Laura go on a rant that she knew would end her career?

It was so she could end her life in the spotlight for she could no longer cover up the fact that she was a walking corpse.

I'm sure you think Dr. Laura looks like this:

  
Seems nice for her age doesn't she? Did you know her age was 312?  This is the same pose, but without her "face":


She insisted on wearing the wig.

It is safe to say that the world will be a little bit better without Dr. Laura on the air, but if she has nothing to do a lot more chubby babies* are going to come up missing.

*It is scientifically noted that Dr. Laura loves to eat little, chubby babies.


-HSZ

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