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Friday, October 22, 2010
Vampires VS Zombies VS Werewolves: The Debate Finally Settled
For years, I have heard countless debates about who would win in a battle between Vampires, Zombies and Werewolves. The FVZA actually has information pertaining to this topic, but not clear on who the victor would be.
I recently got together with a few friends to have a "gathering of the minds" and finally put to rest who would win in this epic, yet fictional, war.
After reviewing countless films, comics and other such evidence, it has been decided that VAMPIRES would become victorious.
Before you click off the page, let me explain.
Being a zombie I, of course, sided with my zombie bretheren that they would ultimately win because they could infect the Vampire and Werewolf food supply. Unfortunately, this plan would only prove supreme if zombies INFECTED EVERY LIVING CREATURE ON THE PLANET. I'm talking EVERYTHING; humans, animals, reptiles, fish, etc. The list goes on.
Now, any zombie plague moves rather rapidly, but humans still survive during this apocolaypse, thus supplying food for Vampires and Werewolves. And if Vampires and Werewolves had gotten with today's technology they could easily clone blood, or other animals, and use that to feed on for centuries.
Zombies are not as quick as their Undead Vampire counterparts, thus being unable to fully beat the vampire race. Think about it. If 1 human can take out anywhere from 5-100 zombies, and vampires can kill up to 20 or more armed humans at one time, the Vampire holds a clear advantage over the Zombie.
What about the Werewolves?
Well, Werewolves are strong, quick, immortal beasts that have been feuding with the vampires for ages, but Vampires have always come out on top. The Vampire's main advantage over the Werewolf is their control and calculated thinking, which does seem to disappear from the Werewolf who uses more animal-like strengths to aid him in battle.
With a full functioning brain, Vampires could take over the Werewolves.
I hate taking sides and I usually don't, I still believe that the zombie race could still prove the victor, but until we start becoming more educated, the Vampires have one over on us.
-HSZ
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