It was a tragic, tragic scene in Tuscon, Arizona where a young man pulled out a Glock 19 Pistol and killed 6 innocent people.
The Gunman, Jared Loughner, was apprehended by police much to the stun of Loughner's closest friends, who stated that when they heard about the incident, "it just blew my mind", according to a report from TIME magazine.
Loughner took a cab to a Safeway Grocery Store, paid the cab driver and then waited for his change. He got out of the cab and shot Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the head, wounding her but not killing her. He then turned on the crowd, killing six, random, innocent people.
At first, it seemed that Loughner, though deranged, was probably attacking Giffords because he believed all politicians to be zombies, which they are. Giffords may have infected Loughner and he went back seeking revenge.
Unfortunately, that theory was debunked when Loughner turned on the crowd of innocent people, which lead me to believe Loughner was, in fact, a zombie himself.
While scienctist, psychologist and other media folk try to claim that Loughner showed signs of schizophrenia, I believe Loughner is really a Zombie.
Loughner was suffering from the first stages of the Zombie Virus and may be well underway to becoming one of the UnDead. Just take a look at the mug shot of the deranged killer:
See the rotting flesh above the eye? Clearly a sign that this boy is infected. Now, I know most of you humans believe that we should just shoot him in the head and stop the virus from spreading further. I agree as many of you are not prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
I know that many will speculate as they try to pry into the mind of this shooter, using that information to, hopefully, find a way to prevent this from happening in the future.
But until that time comes, you're time is running out and you have one choice to make; either lock him up or put old yeller down.
-HSZ
The Gunman, Jared Loughner, was apprehended by police much to the stun of Loughner's closest friends, who stated that when they heard about the incident, "it just blew my mind", according to a report from TIME magazine.
Loughner took a cab to a Safeway Grocery Store, paid the cab driver and then waited for his change. He got out of the cab and shot Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in the head, wounding her but not killing her. He then turned on the crowd, killing six, random, innocent people.
At first, it seemed that Loughner, though deranged, was probably attacking Giffords because he believed all politicians to be zombies, which they are. Giffords may have infected Loughner and he went back seeking revenge.
Unfortunately, that theory was debunked when Loughner turned on the crowd of innocent people, which lead me to believe Loughner was, in fact, a zombie himself.
While scienctist, psychologist and other media folk try to claim that Loughner showed signs of schizophrenia, I believe Loughner is really a Zombie.
Loughner was suffering from the first stages of the Zombie Virus and may be well underway to becoming one of the UnDead. Just take a look at the mug shot of the deranged killer:
See the rotting flesh above the eye? Clearly a sign that this boy is infected. Now, I know most of you humans believe that we should just shoot him in the head and stop the virus from spreading further. I agree as many of you are not prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
I know that many will speculate as they try to pry into the mind of this shooter, using that information to, hopefully, find a way to prevent this from happening in the future.
But until that time comes, you're time is running out and you have one choice to make; either lock him up or put old yeller down.
-HSZ
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