Zombies Force Migration on US Cities

It's happening all across the United States.  More and more people are becoming infected with The Zombie Virus and forcing average humans to flee their homes and seek refuge in other parts of the country.

For ages, the human race has tried to keep a cap on the truth about Zombies.  I am still trying to get government officials to admit that zombies exist, but Uncle Sam keeps his mouth shut about the important stuff.

Recently, a news report related to the "housing market" was released stating that there are cities, in the US, where the population has decreased and continued to decline since 2000.  Places like New Orleans and Flint, Mich., were listed among these cities where the townsfolk have chosen to head for the hills instead of stay in the city.

What the report doesn't tell you is that the main reason for the relocation was because these cities have been plagued by The Zombie Virus.



Many people were told, at first, that is was a serious flu. Remember the Swine Flu?  Turns out, it was just a weak strain of the Zombie Virus.  As more and more people became infected, the cities tried to keep it within the town's borders so not to alert the rest of the country.  These cities used all resources possible, even recruiting construction crews that had city contracts to use their equipment to warn others.

City uses Construction Crews to guide people to safety

Sources have traveled to a few of these "less populated" cities and saw the virus first hand.  Here's a snap shot that one reporter took while walking around downtown:



I don't know about you, but being killed with a toilet brush isn't the way I wanna go out.

The reporter told me of how most of the zombies were just sitting around with signs of some sort.  They were most likely staging a protest at the time the virus hit and infected them all.  That was one of Uncle Sam's dirty tricks to get rid of hippies back in the '60's.

These cities are to be avoided as they soon will be quarantined and unaccessible.  Zombies are taking over, so to those of you out there who believe The Zombie Virus may have hit your town, do what others have done, pack your shit and run!


-HSZ