Zombie Strippers!

We all know of the thousands of zombie films out there, some good, some terrible, and since Zombies have entered a comical genre of filmmaking, Shaun of the Dead would be a good example, so is the case for "Zombie Strippers".

The film is meant to be funny from the start; an outbreak on a military base causes a plague of zombies which the "military" fight off with the best weapons they have which look mostly like paint-ball gear.  One of the soldiers is infected and runs off to a strip club, which is where most men would go if infected with the Zombie Virus.

That soldier infects a stripper that slowly turns her into a zombie and it makes her more popular at the club, for some reason the patrons at this club have a secret passion for necrophilia.  One by one, the girls become infected and the story unfolds from there, ending in a gory gunfight.

Want a lap dance from a corpse?

"Zombie Strippers" is not the funniest zombie film ever made, but could be one of the sexiest.  Not to mention, it's gotRobert Englund, just because of that fact you should see the movie.

There are great things for zombie fans in "Zombie Strippers"; nudity, gore and gunfire.  While "Zombie Strippers" is not on its way to winning any Oscars, it will surely win a horde of zombie fans.

-HSZ

Zombies Force Migration on US Cities

It's happening all across the United States.  More and more people are becoming infected with The Zombie Virus and forcing average humans to flee their homes and seek refuge in other parts of the country.

For ages, the human race has tried to keep a cap on the truth about Zombies.  I am still trying to get government officials to admit that zombies exist, but Uncle Sam keeps his mouth shut about the important stuff.

Recently, a news report related to the "housing market" was released stating that there are cities, in the US, where the population has decreased and continued to decline since 2000.  Places like New Orleans and Flint, Mich., were listed among these cities where the townsfolk have chosen to head for the hills instead of stay in the city.

What the report doesn't tell you is that the main reason for the relocation was because these cities have been plagued by The Zombie Virus.



Many people were told, at first, that is was a serious flu. Remember the Swine Flu?  Turns out, it was just a weak strain of the Zombie Virus.  As more and more people became infected, the cities tried to keep it within the town's borders so not to alert the rest of the country.  These cities used all resources possible, even recruiting construction crews that had city contracts to use their equipment to warn others.

City uses Construction Crews to guide people to safety

Sources have traveled to a few of these "less populated" cities and saw the virus first hand.  Here's a snap shot that one reporter took while walking around downtown:



I don't know about you, but being killed with a toilet brush isn't the way I wanna go out.

The reporter told me of how most of the zombies were just sitting around with signs of some sort.  They were most likely staging a protest at the time the virus hit and infected them all.  That was one of Uncle Sam's dirty tricks to get rid of hippies back in the '60's.

These cities are to be avoided as they soon will be quarantined and unaccessible.  Zombies are taking over, so to those of you out there who believe The Zombie Virus may have hit your town, do what others have done, pack your shit and run!


-HSZ

A quick thought about TIME

TIME magazine recently published an article by Andrew Ferguson, about marijuana legalization in the US.  It mainly focused on the state of Colorado, interviewing shop owners, doctors and patients, and how legalizing marijuana in the US is no easy task.

It debated about health issues, some say it causes cancer while others say it fights it, but what I found interesting was that the article had nothing on how marijuana can benefit zombies.

I know that they’re working on humans and all that jazz, but if people saw how marijuana could save you from eating your best friend they would immediately demand funding.

I’ve heard countless cries about legalization and how Obama hasn’t held his promise to do so. (He’s a politician. Politicians lie.) But any pot smoker knows that legalization doesn’t happen overnight and Uncle Sam has a lot of fiction in his head about good old Mary Jane.  I call it, “The Refer Madness State of Mind”.

The good people are fed lies daily and, unfortunately, back in those days you believed everything you heard.
 
If it was on the TV it was true and that’s all people needed.  Remember,  how healthy cigarettes were? If some guy in a white coat told you that smoking marijuana would turn you into a monster, raping and killing for weed, you’d believe it just because it was on TV.

Other people think of drug users as addicts, plain and simple, all grouped together and nothing will change their mind.

There are a couple of generations that will have to be hit over the head, and even then, you still might not get anywhere.  You can beat someone with the truth till their brains spill out and they still won’t listen.

So while some states legalize it for medical purposes, and financial, other states are demeaning the practice by keeping it illegal, Texas went even so far as to try and outlaw bongs, but Texas has always done things “The Texas Way”.

I am certain that full federal legalization of marijuana will be seen in my lifetime, and being a zombie that could be hundreds to thousands of years, but, until then, people who aren’t smoking marijuana will forever live in fear of being infected by The Zombie Virus.

-HSZ