Prop 19, which would legalize marijuana in the great state of California, was not passed by 614,316 votes, according to www.Ballotpedia.org.
What most reports won’t tell you is that those 614.316 votes were made by zombies.
Now, it’s nothing new to have the dead as registered voters. Many states have fallen victim to some Shady Politician’s scheme; cases in Kansas, Missouri and other such states have been noted.
Most of the time, the Shady Politician would use the dead person’s name, then vote for them by mail or online.
This time, they got even craftier and used members of the UnDead to go into voter’s booth and cast the votes for them. Here’s a group they gathered from Bakersfield, CA.
Yes, that is ME in the picture. They told us all that they were leading us to piles of free KFC. Hey, I was in Cali. I was high.
They gathered hordes of Zombies from all across the state and shoved them into voting booths to make sure Prop 19 didn’t pass.
What really surprised me though was not the Shady Politicians, but the Shady California Pot Growers.
According to David Von Drehle’s article in TIME magazine, California Pot Growers helped fund the campaign to get Prop. 19 denied.
Hey, they’re making billions of dollars, why screw that up?
It appears that greed is the true source for this “Zombie Mistreatment” and California must now find a new way to get out of the horrid situation they are in.
Nice try, Arnold, but it looks like you’re going to need to get some of the Rich Shady People on your side next time.
And there will be a next time.
-HSZ
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