After examining hours of footage, by force, I have come to the conclusion that ALL the "Desperate Housewives" are infected with the zombie virus.
I had only suspicions at first when I was presented with the women that make up the different shows in the series. Some of the wives are far more along with their infection, showing more obvious signs. I obtained a few photos as proof that these wives are carrying the Zombie Virus.
I believe this one is named "Danielle" and as you can see she clearly is suffering from the virus. Her nose and lips have begun to undergo the initial stage of decay, swelling and parts of the body appear disfigured, soon she will attract insects as her intestines start to eat themselves.
If this one isn't a decaying corpse, I don't know what is, and I'M A DECAYING CORPSE.
Her body is clearly eating away at itself while her skull and skeletal structure are living proof that she is suffering from the Zombie Virus. As her lips become thinner, her teeth will begin to stick out further as she will grow hungry for human flesh.
This Housewife, "Ramona" is showing more of the aggressive side of the virus. Her eyes tend to pop out of her head when she becomes angry, flaring her nostrils and exposing her teeth. "Ramona's" anger episodes will only grow worse as her skin begins to deteriorate off her face.
This picture speaks for itself. She has also come out with a musical "song" that sounded similar to monstrous screeching.
So, as more proof surfaces I'll be here to lay out the truth. People can only watch and wait as, soon, all the Housewives will grow rabid and eat each other.
-HSZ
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