Cold Weather brought on by Zombies!

A major cold front has showered over the US this past week, bringing on a harsh winter that many weren't expecting.

The NY Times reported on how this cold blizzard that was effecting the people of Texas;
“Our temperatures rarely stay this cold for this long,” said Bill Bunting, the meteorologist in charge at the National Weather Service office in Fort Worth.


Other reports came in on how this freezing weather has grown across the Midwest, South and West parts of the country. Many have been blanketed in layers of snow and ice due to two low pressured storms that collided.

But there is something bigger here that Uncle Sam isn't telling us.  This harsh weather was brought on by Zombies.

I have read several reports about Oil Companies wanting to drill in Antarctica and have wanted to since the 1950's, but have been unsuccessful. Mainly because Antarctica is constantly moving and suffers severe conditions, it is deemed impossible to place a drilling facility on.

Many large companies have even toyed with the idea of dumping nuclear waste on Antarctica, but have been stopped by environmental agencies.

Or so they thought.

I have confirmed reports that Big Oil has already had it's slimy hands on the frozen Landscape since before theScientific Committee on Antarctic Research (SCAR) was founded.   That's right, Big Oil is drilling in Antarctica and has been dumping their waste along the way to help fund extra expenses brought on by working in -57º weather and 100 mph winds.

This created the perfect brew for a catastrophe.  Workers at the drilling site faced immediate danger as the strong winds and cold climate froze the Drill, causing the motor to explode and send thousands of gallons of crude oil to mix with the toxic waste that was dumped nearby.

Big Oil thought that it would be an easy clean up, just bury it all in the snow, but they discovered that their workers were not dead, but infected and transformed by the lethal combination of chemicals.

This waste and drilling is finally reaching our shores, speeding up the warm climate changes and melting the ice caps quicker than expected. Terrible Zombie reports are coming in from all across the US, including Alaska.  Here's a pic someone sent me of how bad the tragedy has hit the Arctic Circle.


Santa woulda been proud of this little guy.  Dead and half eaten and still he continues on.

My suggestion to all of you is to stay away from the beaches and keep yourselves indoors.  This cold won't freeze the UnDead and if you're not careful, you'll easily become one of us.


-HSZ