I'm always reminding the humans of this world to prepare themselves for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse, the set-date has yet to be confirmed. (trying to get a group of Zombies to agree on anything can take generations)
So there is no better advice to give then to make sure all necessary preparations have been made. I recommend reading "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks to get you started. However, finding information on farming can be found in other forms of literature.
Recently, I came across the website www.inCaseofZombies.com where a small team in Tuscon, AZ have createdEmergency Kits, or "Zombie Defense Boxes", to be used in case of the Zombie Apocalypse.
- Sample product at InCaseofZombies.com
This little beauty looked like a sweet deal, going at $69.99 for this dual pistol set, but then I saw the orange tips of the guns and came to find out they were replicas. I was really hoping they were real. Don't worry, while the guns may be fake, the machetes and hunting knives are completely real. Like this set:
While the $139.99 dollar price tag didn't sit too well for me, I still believe that these sets are going for a decent price. Simply replace the toy guns with your own real weapons and you're set and ready to go.
While the weapons appear perfectly suitable for fighting off a bunch of UnDead Cannibalistic Monsters, some of the Emergency Health Packsconsisted of mostly sugary treats and energy drinks. I do thinks humans may need a bit more than that.
While InCaseofZombies.com gives some great suggestions and puts your head in the right place, I leave it up to you to get your own provisions ready and let you make the decision of what you need for when the world goes to shit. Just remember, as Tallahassee told us, "Twinkies do have an expiration date."
Which reminds me, send whatever help you can to make sure Tallahassee actor Woody Harrelson returns for "Zombieland 2".
-HSZ
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