Kevin Smith uses Zombie Virus for Weight Loss

Zombies in Hollywood are nothing new.  We all know how much these attention-craving stars will do anything to keep their young looks about them.  Plastic surgery may appear to be the answer, but just take a look at some of the folks that have chosen to go under the knife:



Not a pretty picture in the long haul, so it would come as no surprise that celebrities are using any method they can get their hands on to keep their young sex appeal.  Some speculate that some of these famous folks have done everything from wacky diets to signing deals with the Devil.

I, however, know of a more realistic form that many of these Stars are diving into and that is a concentrated strain of the Zombie Virus.

The latest victim in this "Keep me Young" horde was the notable film directorKevin Smith.
It's no secret that Hollywood has been using strains of the Zombie Virus for some time.  Only the Hollywood elite were allowed to  partake in this, such asLarry King and his wife, as seen below:



You can't look at them and tell me with a straight face that they are not zombies.

Kevin Smith currently came on the radar after he was refused to board a Southwest flight because he was "too fat to fly."  This brought an uproar from the "Clerks" director and sent him into a depressive state that would kill any rational human being.

Recently, Smith reported that he had lost 65lbs in an effort to become more healthy.  What Smith didn't report was that his weight loss was mainly contributed to the Zombie Virus.

Taking regular injections with controlled medication, Marijuana, Smith has been able to pull off the farce that he lost the weight due a "healthier lifestyle".  We all know that once a Chunk, always a Chunk and old habits don't die that quickly.

Kevin Smith's Zombie-state will only increase and grow worse, being unable to do any public appearances and preventing him from directing any more films.

Had we all wished that Smith would have lost weight the correct way with proper diet and exercise, Hollywood doesn't wait and neither could he.

When the Zombie Apocalypse comes Smith will definitely do what he does best, pig out on the entrails of Ben Affleck.


-HSZ