Charlie Sheen is a Zombie

Rising of the UnDead Charlie

You've seen the news coverage, interviews and other multitudes of media, showing us the detailed deterioration of Charlie Sheen.

This master thespian had been currently caught up in a world-wind of bullshit, brought on by the cancellation of his show, Two and a Half Men.

While people speculate drugs, alcohol, bi-polar disorder (Charlie claims he's bi-winning) and other reasons for Sheen's behavior they tread over the real fact.

Charlie Sheen is a Zombie.

I took the liberty of trying to find photographic evidence of Sheen without all the Hollywood Make-up, here is what I discovered:

This Man eats the other One and a Half

As you know from my previous writings, The Zombie Virus has been a trade secret of the Hollywood stars, just look at Shatner, he's 80 for chrissake, but you'd never know it.

Now, I have just recently come across reports that the infected Sheen is planning a national tour.  To do what?  He's Charlie Sheen.  What's he's gonna do, old bits from Hot Shots?

No, my dear friends, Sheen plans to infect every last American with his strain of the Zombie Virus and this tour gives him the perfect opportunity to bring the masses to him.

Stay clear of these events folks, unless you crave infection and being turned into a mindless zombie.  Not all who are infected are like me folks, I was born with the Zombie Virus and have adapted an immunity where my body deteriorates and regenerates at the same time.  I occasionally loose a finger, but nothing I can't sew back on.

Old Sheen here, this guy didn't know what he was getting himself into.  But the ideas of internal youth took hold of his better judgement and now he's out to infect the world and officially kick-off the Zombie Apocalypse.

-HSZ