Japan's Nuclear Zombies

As you may already know, Japan was hit by a horrible tsunami recently, followed by powerful earthquakes that have brought Kesennuma City in Miyagi Prefecture, north-eastern Japan, to its knees.

The Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant suffered from the quake terribly with 3 nuclear reactors in fear of meltdown.  Working in rubble and in dangerous conditions, the people of Japan scramble to fix the problem, using all means to cool the reactors.

While this tragedy is hard to stomach, I have come across reports that indicate none of this happened by accident.  Japan's own Emperor Akihito is planning to build his own Zombie Army.

Japanese citizens are being scanned and probed as we speak, making sure that the most infected be put directly into boot camp.

Get 'em while they're young

The poor people of Japan have been submitted to harsh radioactive poison and struggled for aid.  But the Emperor was not about to let his plan go to waste.  He hadradioactive materials placed in the city's water supply, so now everyone is susceptible to the onset symptoms of the Zombie Virus.

Soon, the good people of Japan will be eating each other alive, tearing away at the fragile structure that they know live in.

Japan's Army is no match for an Army of the Dead

After reading about how S. Korea is building an army race of zombies, Emperor Akihitodemanded that he have his own to keep up with the power race.

The Zombie Emperor

For years, Japanese scientists have been test a variety of subjects, trying to create a "Samurai Zombie" that will prove victorious in battle.  Only will they bow to the whims of Zombie Emperor Akihito.

People fear Japan's radiation will leak to the coast of California, infecting the west coast of the United States and bringing an onslaught of zombie destruction.

I'm here to tell you first, folks, that it's already in the works.  People in California are already reporting "strange conditions" of various TV and movie stars from Los Angeles.

He's not on cocaine...he's a zombie.

If you humans are not more careful, the Zombie Apocalypse will soon be upon you and that "2012" movie will look like a walk in the park.  And if you still don't think aZombie Apocalypse is possible, here's 5 reasons that may change your mind.


-HSZ