Medieval Times run by Zombies!

Zombies treating the servants like servants.

Knights, jousting, sword fighting and eating food with your hands; Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament have been bringing the magic of the middle ages to folks all across the United States. (mainly in the Eastern part) If you've never heard of one or been to one, watch Cable Guy.

Folks dressed in puffy shirts, corsets and long tights will make you a drink, bring you a chicken, and sell you some overpriced crappy toys (seriously, the toy  prices are so high, Disney is jealous).  All while you sit and watch two guys in sparkly tights and fancy football gear, swat at each other with swords, axes and the like.  A great time for the whole family.

But, what you don't know is that the "serfs and wenches" of Medieval Times are actually treated like serfs and wenches.  Reports state that Medieval Times "stiffs workers out of pay, doesn’t provide meal and rest breaks, makes them pay for their uniforms and equipment, and makes them work off the clock." According to the Class Action Lawsuit filed against Medieval Times in Buena Park, CA, written by Kimberly Mirando.

You can read a copy of the filed lawsuit here.

This is no isolated incident.  I have received reports that Medieval Times is doing this in every castle across the United States.

And Why?  Why treat a bunch of hard working performers so poorly?  Just for mere profit?  Apparently, Medieval Times President and CEO, Kenneth Kim, believes in bringing the harsh labor traditions of the East to the West.

But that's not all he's bringing.

Kenneth Kim is, also, a Zombie.

See, Kenneth Kim used to work for the Chevron Corp., the big oil dealer, where he attracted the virus while overseeing production of a "super gasoline" that Chevron was developing to get better gas mileage out of every gallon, regardless of engine size.  A scientist, infected with the Zombie Virus, fainted while mixing two very dangerous chemicals.

The experiment went array, creating an explosion. The Infected Scientist created a gas poison set into the air, that infected Kenneth, as well as the other scientists in the lab.  We already know of Big Oil's involvement with the zombie virus and Kenneth is on the bandwagon.

"All Hail, Kenneth."

This man is infecting members of his upper-management team and making them Slave Drivers, causing them to treat all employees as Zombies, giving them little pay, forcing them to work long hours and belittling their self-worth.


This atrocity needs to be stopped and Kenneth Kim needs to be placed in prison immediately, before he infects the rest of the world.

As more reports surface of their abuse, I am almost sure that Medieval Times may start putting something "rather interesting" into their chicken seasonings, and it ain't basil.


-HSZ